My son is going on 4 years old and we’ve kept his hair at a medium length for a couple years now. We always get comments from my wife’s conservative family about how he needs a haircut, but it just makes me want to keep it growing. It bothers me, and I know they won’t be the same way with my daughter in a couple years. It’s for sure gonna come up again around Christmas and I need some good one liners to throw them off their balance. Any suggestions?