Bryan

Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.

chearbayb: you there? spirainfinitas: yeah chearbayb: wanna hear a funny story? spirainfinitas: yes chearbayb: Ok so, today Emily opened up a bag of fruit snacks chearbayb: and she's like "Gross, Jenny do these have mold on them?" chearbayb: and they do, like completely covered in mold spirainfinitas: hahahahaha chearbayb: and then lacey goes, "oh man" chearbayb: And I'm like "What" chearbayb: and she's like, "I ate a whole bag of those earlier. I sucked the white off them, i thought it was powdered sugar." chearbayb: hahahahahahhaha spirainfinitas: omfg!


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Bryan is an urban planner, musician, writer, husband and father. He lives with his wife and two young kids in Portland where he enjoys sampling the region's food scene and exploring the natural beauty of the Pacific Northwest.



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