Bryan

Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.

Here's a game. It's stolen from someone else…to whom i don't know how to link to. Type your first name into google followed by the word "is". Ex. "piedmont is" Share your results!

Bryan is here, too. Bryan is a West Texas legend. Bryan is a liberal weenie. Bryan is making 3.85 million a season. Bryan is leaving. Bryan is coming to Europe. Bryan is a fucking prick. Bryan is a fucking lame. Bryan is becoming hilariously domesticated. Bryan is a fruit. Bryan is my favorite writer. Bryan is a full-time "strip artist". Bryan is not liking that anal probe. Bryan is well-equipped to handle all of your real estate needs. Bryan is the most scenic state park in western Ohio. Bryan is not sexy. Bryan is hot. Bryan is no longer a lion. Bryan is an idiot. Bryan is clearly a film scrooge. Bryan is a pussy. Bryan is a plastic surgeon who loves making people feel good. Bryan is becoming unhinged.


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Bryan is an urban planner, musician, writer, husband and father. He lives with his wife and two young kids in Portland where he enjoys sampling the region's food scene and exploring the natural beauty of the Pacific Northwest.



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