Bryan

Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.

So, I'm applying for a student loan through my credit union.  It's for a car, but shhh, they don't need to know that.  Full coverage insurance is blow-me-away expensive.  Well, as it turns out you need to list assests.  As of current, my assests are as follows:

  • Paul Reed Smith CE 22 Maple Top, appraised @ $1200
  • 300 albums @ resale average $3 = $900
  • 2 Hermann Miller shell chairs @ $100 each = $200

Dude, I don't think they'll let me have a loan.


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Bryan is an urban planner, musician, writer, husband and father. He lives with his wife and two young kids in Portland where he enjoys sampling the region's food scene and exploring the natural beauty of the Pacific Northwest.



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