haha. one of the best profile's i've read in a long time :

Here are some updated pointers for a better life:
1. Tight pants and white belts don't make you smart.
2. Sick tat, bro.
3. There is a fair chance that Ulysses (dog on left) has been to more shows and is a bigger scenester than you.
4. If you didn't go to "Argle-bargle summer camp 1974"…why are you wearing the t-shirt?
and finally..
5. I read Nietzche and Marx too. *yawn* Stop trying to be deep, dark, and mysterious, because sensitive artists are a dime a dozen.