From an Earlier Web

Back to 2004

So, I'm applying for a student loan through my credit union.  It's for a car, but shhh, they don't need to know that.  Full coverage insurance is blow-me-away expensive.  Well, as it turns out you need to list assests.  As of current, my assests are as follows:

Paul Reed Smith CE 22 Maple Top, appraised @ $1200
300 albums @ resale average $3 = $900
2 Hermann Miller shell chairs @ $100 each = $200
Dude, I don't think they'll let me have a loan.